The panhandler approached Uncle Stanley. “Kin ya spare five bucks for a cuppa joe?” he said.
“Five dollars!” Stanley was taken aback. “Isn’t that a lot of money for coffee, my good man?”
“Well, i’11 tell ya,” said the bun. “It’s me wife’s birthday and 1 wanna knock off early.
“Who was that man I saw you kissing last night, daughter.’
“What time was it?”
There were three kids in the family … one of each sex.
The Wall Street man was standing at the curb when a friend from his old home town, whom he hadn’t seen in years, approached.